How too boot a boyfriend

I hope you are not here, because you really think am gone show you how to boot some guy out of your life, if I knew how, that son of the charcoal would have seen hell sometime ago, not because he is my boyfren no...... he belongs to inkanta. Ikanat insists that that bugger and her they stopped doing it sometime ago, he said his father's business was suffering so he needed some break, well it has been somelong break indeed...... and I kanta almost thought he had left only for him, the other day box that , fellow who seels the roasted maize beside Wambugu's butchery. Now, when a man says he needs a break probably he is getting some, of it somewhere else, which kind of a man needs a break......, probably it wasnt good enough for him to stick around there for long........now he is coming bak to Ikanta again....... the problem is not the presence of the maizeroaster, honestly i know Ikanta she is silent on the outside, but her insides say other things, she says she always dream of getting some better man, some brother who can know how to clear bills before he clears his throat!
So she is embarking on how to get rid of Wanjala.......my advice. sometimes you just got to tell it like it is........drop it like its hot!! A boot is a boot, whether, softly delivered or roughly given... at the end of the day, you still get the boot, Period!!!